Comments for "Kronosposeidon dared me to post this." Video at VideoSift.com

By kronosposeidon

kronosposeidon (http://kronosposeidon.videosift.com) — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:40:32 -0800

I'm glad you finally got a sack.

By dystopianfuturetoday

dystopianfuturetoday (http://dft.videosift.com) — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:42:12 -0800

I stole yours.

By JAPR

JAPR (http://www.videosift.com/member/JAPR) — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:05:45 -0800

That explains a lot.

By E_Nygma

E_Nygma (http://www.videosift.com/member/E_Nygma) — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:31:17 -0800

^it's like a comment upvote circlejerk here

By kronosposeidon

kronosposeidon (http://kronosposeidon.videosift.com) — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:24:23 -0800

^There's always room for one more in the circle, big boy.

By MarineGunrock

MarineGunrock (http://gunrock.videosift.com) — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:40:19 -0800

Count me in!

By ant

ant (http://www.videosift.com/member/ant) — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 17:43:49 -0800

Ewwwwwwwwww!!! *wtf

By siftbot

siftbot (http://www.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 17:43:50 -0800

Adding video to channels (Wtf) - requested by ant.

By kronosposeidon

kronosposeidon (http://kronosposeidon.videosift.com) — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:19:59 -0800

^If your comment gets two or more upvotes you're automatically included in the circle jerk. So now we have an insect and a can joining us, fellas.

By dystopianfuturetoday

dystopianfuturetoday (http://dft.videosift.com) — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:56:04 -0800

^Shut up and pass the lube.

By E_Nygma

E_Nygma (http://www.videosift.com/member/E_Nygma) — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 04:39:56 -0800

^wait there's been lube this whole time?!

By my15minutes

my15minutes (http://my15minutes.videosift.com) — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 05:45:20 -0800

^ i'd have mentioned that sooner, but you weren't exactly complaining, big boy.

By MaxWilder

MaxWilder (http://www.videosift.com/member/MaxWilder) — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:37:31 -0800

I love seeing the siftbot in the top rated new posts! loi.

By JAPR

JAPR (http://www.videosift.com/member/JAPR) — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:08:35 -0800

wtf is loi?

By schmawy

schmawy (http://schmawy.videosift.com) — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:32:41 -0800

laffing on teh itnernets?

By Kevlar

Kevlar (http://www.videosift.com/member/Kevlar) — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:22:41 -0800

This sift has officially jumped the shark.

...Upvotes, please.

By arsenault185

arsenault185 (http://arsenault185.videosift.com) — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 15:01:10 -0800

So whos eating the biscut?

By lertad

lertad (http://lertad.videosift.com) — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 16:43:19 -0800

I was about to play the outsider who wanted to play too but couldn't find a funny bone even if he ate a chicken and one got stuck in his throat, but I guess that's been achieved.

By schmawy

schmawy (http://schmawy.videosift.com) — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 18:10:08 -0800

Votes for everybody! Weeeee!

By cheesemoo

cheesemoo (http://www.videosift.com/member/cheesemoo) — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 18:25:10 -0800

Stop! Stop! If you interrupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonads!

By MarineGunrock

MarineGunrock (http://gunrock.videosift.com) — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 18:41:04 -0800

Damnit, where's the cup?

And "loi":
www.nomorelol.com

By MarineGunrock

MarineGunrock (http://gunrock.videosift.com) — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 18:42:59 -0800

Ooohh, GOD.... SO.. .Many... comment... UPVOTEEAAAAGHHHHHhhhhhhh....

Holy shit, guys, that was too much and too good.

By schmawy

schmawy (http://schmawy.videosift.com) — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 18:46:59 -0800

"...The National Acronym Monitoring Board of Linguistic Anomalies or NAMBLA has begun to crack down on "False Lolling" which is a class G felony punishable by permanent IP banning and in rare cases death by pwnage..."

"loi":
www.nomorelol.com

By legacy0100

legacy0100 (http://www.videosift.com/member/legacy0100) — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 18:49:35 -0800

^Season two episode seven put your head on my shoulder

By Krupo

Krupo (http://krupo.videosift.com) — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 22:29:28 -0800

At this rate, soon siftbot's going to get a bronze star soon (siftbot is already up to 4 starpoints!).

Oh no, 6 more crazy comments like this one and Siftbot will be able to downvote at will.

Isn't his how the robots ended up destroying humanity in like 5 different sci fi action movies?

By arsenault185

arsenault185 (http://arsenault185.videosift.com) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:55:09 -0800

Double check the actual meaning of NAMBLA - A Google search might surprise you...

Oh, and those NAMBLA guys will be wanting that biscuit.

By my15minutes

my15minutes (http://my15minutes.videosift.com) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 06:55:57 -0800

>> ^Krupo:
Oh no, 6 more crazy comments like this one and Siftbot will be able to downvote at will.
Isn't his how the robots ended up destroying humanity in like 5 different sci fi action movies?

oh, sure. be coy about it, krupo.
like you haven't seen my comments, warning you all about that, for months now.
but you never listen.

not until sifty's thumbs are popping your eyeballs like grapes, and your shrieks go unheard,
as he continues to gouge them, through the optic cavities in your skull.
i've seen things, you people wouldn't believe...

this what what happens, when you *promote creation without conscience.

By siftbot

siftbot (http://www.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 06:55:59 -0800

Invocations (promote) cannot be called by my15minutes because my15minutes is not privileged - sorry.

By Abducted

Abducted (http://www.videosift.com/member/Abducted) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:16:51 -0800

Something tells me comment voting is going out the window soon.

I like the system and want it to stay, you guys aren't exactly helping.

By blankfist

blankfist (http://blankfist.videosift.com) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:48:15 -0800

Jesus Christ. How about we start a downtvote circle jerk!

By rottenseed

rottenseed (http://rottenseed.videosift.com) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 12:58:26 -0800

^congrats on being first one in the circle jerk...which makes it just a jerk.

By CaptWillard

CaptWillard (http://www.videosift.com/member/CaptWillard) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 13:28:16 -0800

>> ^Abducted:
Something tells me comment voting is going out the window soon.

I like the system and want it to stay, you guys aren't exactly helping.

These things don't happen every day, my friend. Don't worry about it. And if it does start happening frequently then the admins can always raise the quality threshold.

Everyone's having a little bit of fun, that's all. Roll with it.

Now please downvote this comment.

By schmawy

schmawy (http://schmawy.videosift.com) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 13:42:38 -0800

Downvotes for everybody! Booooo!

By cybrbeast

cybrbeast (http://www.videosift.com/member/cybrbeast) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:48:30 -0800

Damn, I missed out, now I know why this video was so high in the Top15 though

By MarineGunrock

MarineGunrock (http://gunrock.videosift.com) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 18:19:40 -0800

Oh man, all this opposite action! I'm afraid my man stick might start sucking the goo back in from KP's chin.

By MarineGunrock

MarineGunrock (http://gunrock.videosift.com) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 18:21:57 -0800

*Promote and then upvote sifty's response - since we can't downvote it.

By siftbot

siftbot (http://www.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 18:21:58 -0800

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 10:59am PST - promote requested by MarineGunrock.

By MarineGunrock

MarineGunrock (http://gunrock.videosift.com) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 18:33:18 -0800

>> ^Abducted:
Something tells me comment voting is going out the window soon.

I like the system and want it to stay, you guys aren't exactly helping.

[Disclaimer] I, too value the comment upvote system, and would be saddened to see it go away. However, I do also believe that just about every one of these comments has deserved the votes it got - not just because it was the fad on this thread. Just take a look at the Fat man with a gun video - there was a plethora of comments that were applauded simply because at least 15 people found them to be hilarious. I think the same holds true for this one as well.

By thebug44

thebug44 (http://www.videosift.com/member/thebug44) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 18:34:45 -0800

sifty ftw!
he shall be bronzed

By dag

dag (http://dag.videosift.com) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 18:47:15 -0800

Hmm, wow - this is kind of a weird phenom. Kind of like a random flocking of crows or something.

I hereby dub this thread a Siftle-Jerk.

By cheesemoo

cheesemoo (http://www.videosift.com/member/cheesemoo) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:05:16 -0800

You know, if everybody just went to http://www.videosift.com/usercomments/siftbot and started voting, we could do much better than bronze...

There are 10 comments per page. Upvoting 10 pages should take you roughly two minutes, depending on the time it takes your pages to load.

By dystopianfuturetoday

dystopianfuturetoday (http://dft.videosift.com) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:09:08 -0800

LET'S *promote

By siftbot

siftbot (http://www.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:09:08 -0800